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Anonymous asked:  17. occupation: pirate. black hair. limbs are stretchy. upbeat attitude.

this is the person you should really be propositioning 

cloven:

30 days // 14. your favorite cartoon character

Anonymous asked:  about me: I hate a lot of things, and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan, and kill a certain someone. appearance: 16 years old, boy, 5'5'', black hair, black eyes unless i activate my sharingan. date ideas: help me destroy the leaf.

NO

Anonymous asked:  56-63 yrs old. man. average height. white ahir. nunchucks in the parking lot of the local food lion. date idea: watch me do nunchucks in the parking lot of the local food lion.

God damn it hannah I don’t even know how to respond to this it’s so perfect but yes thank you I would date the man from that video and we would have beautiful nunchuck children together.

Patrick Devreux Together

2007. Lithograph

Describe yourself on anon and I’ll say if I’d date you.

Age, gender, height, eye and hair color, then tell me what your favorite something (hobby, class, music, etc) and what kind of date you want me to take you on. 

Ready? GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

assholedisney:

I strongly identify with wood elves because I too like to drink wine and talk about how men are failing

#HAH  

xxx

#skyrim  #ugh  
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